This is how it's been at the Ranch lately. Minus the beautiful scenery. Since I am a big meanie, Douchebag hasn't spent the night once and Shirley goes over there often. YES! See ya suckas!
Shirley, 27 is extremely loud and has no regards for others. She likes to do laundry at 3am and is a door slammer. Douchebag, 22is Shirley's boyfriend and, uses Shirley for doggy day care and a place to sleep. He is also the owner of Douchedog. {Sadly, he is back.} Doris ::Shirley's friend, early 20's, kinda ditzy, sweet girl Rat dog aka Douchedog is Douchebag's dog. He whines, is hyper and downright annoying. {And so is the dog.} Ranch Wrangler: Duh, that's me.
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