Shirley STILL sucks at laundry

As you may or may not remember, Shirley is pretty idiotic when it comes to doing laundry. And maybe you think I am being Nazi, but there is only so much Douchedog sitting, early morning laundry sessions and door slamming this ranch wrangler can handle.

The following is just dumb. I am by no means "green," BUT, you have to have more things to wash than FOUR dish towels. I mean come on! Look how empty that thing is! Throw in some bath towels, your Peter Pan nightie that you (probably) wear. Anything! Get with the program Shirley!