Monday, October 6, 2008

I am a broken record

Douchebag was in the house again yesterday morning while Shitley was at work. This is not ok but it continues to happen. Which leads me to my next questions. Would it be out of line to take the house key that Shirley and DB leave under a brick?

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Take key, play dumb when questioned!

Anonymous said...

If you take the key, you'll have to play dumb, which will just escalate the situation. Plus you'd be lowering yourself. Lame.

And then she'll make another key and put it somewhere else.

My suggestion is that you call in an anonymous tip to Gov. Palin about douchebag preying on the local livestock. She'll show up with her helicopter and guns and fancy wardrobe. Ka-blammo!