-I talked to Shirley about the A/C issue. She flat out denied using it. I know and she knows that she is a liar. When I told her I have come home on several occasions to find the air on (and no one home) she said, "I haven't turned the air on." How can I argue with that. It's like arguing with a monkey. So when the bill comes, and if it's more than it should be, I will refuse to pay half.
-DB dropped a deuce in MY bathroom. Probably cause it's cleaner than Shirley's.
-Shirley broke my egg slicer. To which she also denies. It was working last time I used it. You dumb B. I guess the dogs got a hankering for egg salad sandwiches.
-Shirley wears so much blush she borders on being a clown.
So what have we learned? Shirley is a liar who moonlights as a circus performer.
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YOU GO, GIRL!
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