1. Douchebag picked up Rat Dog at 3am and right outside my window. Yeah, he isn't using Shirley at all.
2. Someone was doing laundry at midnight on a work night. Not sure who it was but I will go with Shirley since she has done laundry at 4am before. Nutjob.
3. Douchebag is scared of me, at least so I have heard. I can't even describe how awesome that is.
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About Me
- Ranch Wrangler
- Rants from the Ranch is the on-going tale of the hardships experienced when the roommate you thought was normal is actually anything but.
Who's who at the ranch
Shirley, 27 is extremely loud and has no regards for others. She likes to do laundry at 3am and is a door slammer.
Douchebag, 22 is Shirley's boyfriend and, uses Shirley for doggy day care and a place to sleep. He is also the owner of Douchedog. {Sadly, he is back.}
Doris :: Shirley's friend, early 20's, kinda ditzy, sweet girl
Rat dog aka Douchedog is Douchebag's dog. He whines, is hyper and downright annoying. {And so is the dog.}
Ranch Wrangler: Duh, that's me.
Douchebag, 22 is Shirley's boyfriend and, uses Shirley for doggy day care and a place to sleep. He is also the owner of Douchedog. {Sadly, he is back.}
Rat dog aka Douchedog is Douchebag's dog. He whines, is hyper and downright annoying. {And so is the dog.}
Ranch Wrangler: Duh, that's me.
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- Oh helllllllllll nah
- Goodbye Doris
- The pictureless frame
- The fridge. Let me show you it.
- This can't be healthy
- It had to end sometime
- Shirley is a hoarder
- How Douchebag got his name
- Tuesday night roundup!
- The legendary donut
- You can't make this up
- New decor at the ranch
- Shirley sucks at laundry
- An open letter
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