Friday, June 13, 2008

How Douchebag got his name



1. He thinks the Ranch is his personal doggie daycare. He drops off his dog just about every morning (or leaves it there if he spends the night). Generally is doesn't pick up Rat Dog until late.

2. On the weekends, instead of going out with Shirley, he drops off his dog to party then calls her at 3am to pick Rat Dog up.

3. He has a key to the place and lets himself in and hangs out when Shirley isn't around.

4. He lets Shirley do his laundry. Shirley is dumb.

1 comment:

messica said...

perhaps one of these days rat dog will mysteriously go missing. for 20 bucks + gas money i may know someone who knows someone who can make that happen.