Shirley...
1. Your dog smells. Please wash him.
2. Please go back on vacation and remain there until I am gone. I did not miss you.
Toodles!
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- Ranch Wrangler
- Rants from the Ranch is the on-going tale of the hardships experienced when the roommate you thought was normal is actually anything but.
Who's who at the ranch
Shirley, 27 is extremely loud and has no regards for others. She likes to do laundry at 3am and is a door slammer.
Douchebag, 22 is Shirley's boyfriend and, uses Shirley for doggy day care and a place to sleep. He is also the owner of Douchedog. {Sadly, he is back.}
Doris :: Shirley's friend, early 20's, kinda ditzy, sweet girl
Rat dog aka Douchedog is Douchebag's dog. He whines, is hyper and downright annoying. {And so is the dog.}
Ranch Wrangler: Duh, that's me.
Douchebag, 22 is Shirley's boyfriend and, uses Shirley for doggy day care and a place to sleep. He is also the owner of Douchedog. {Sadly, he is back.}
Rat dog aka Douchedog is Douchebag's dog. He whines, is hyper and downright annoying. {And so is the dog.}
Ranch Wrangler: Duh, that's me.
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