I was excited to come home today because Shirley was at work and Doris went home for the weekend. But oh no. Shirley's douchebag boyfriend is sleeping in her room while Shirley is at work. And his spastic rat dog is also here. Did I mention he has a key to the place? I have slammed the doors, loudly, but sadly for me, he is still here. Man I don't want to have to fight the bitch.
I love my "home!!!"
Update: The douchebag has left the ranch, but his dog is still here. Awesome.
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