Shirley's parents came over to get her dog today. Shirley's mom said hopefully someone would be picking up Douchedog. Then she said "Have you met Douchebag?" Uhhh duh. So I said, "oh yeah." Methinks she doesn't like him. I added that he is over here a lot. To which she replied, "Almost too much, huh?" Bingo! Even her mom knows that DB is a tool.
Then her dad proceeded to clean up the shitload of beer bottles that Shirley leaves in the garage. Yay!
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- Ranch Wrangler
- Rants from the Ranch is the on-going tale of the hardships experienced when the roommate you thought was normal is actually anything but.
Who's who at the ranch
Shirley, 27 is extremely loud and has no regards for others. She likes to do laundry at 3am and is a door slammer.
Douchebag, 22 is Shirley's boyfriend and, uses Shirley for doggy day care and a place to sleep. He is also the owner of Douchedog. {Sadly, he is back.}
Doris :: Shirley's friend, early 20's, kinda ditzy, sweet girl
Rat dog aka Douchedog is Douchebag's dog. He whines, is hyper and downright annoying. {And so is the dog.}
Ranch Wrangler: Duh, that's me.
Douchebag, 22 is Shirley's boyfriend and, uses Shirley for doggy day care and a place to sleep. He is also the owner of Douchedog. {Sadly, he is back.}
Rat dog aka Douchedog is Douchebag's dog. He whines, is hyper and downright annoying. {And so is the dog.}
Ranch Wrangler: Duh, that's me.
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