Tick tock, tick tock

WTF. Shirley has a two foot (maybe three) crocodile in her room. Have I mentioned Peter Pan is her favorite??

What a freak.

I won't grow up

Shirley loves Peter Pan. In fact, I am pretty sure she is suffering from Peter Pan syndrome. She is 27 but acts 17. And with that, I present you with this haunting and creepy image.



Yep your eyes do not deceive you. Those are Peter Pan ornaments she has stuck to the ceiling. Christ almighty.