Yep, this is at the Ranch. There is a straw dispenser, check holder, fake flowers, uhhhh... a candy cane. It's so spectacular. Yet it's never used. I wonder why?
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I would like to make a reservation. Please ensure that I am seated at a table with the best view. Thanks.
Shirley, 27 is extremely loud and has no regards for others. She likes to do laundry at 3am and is a door slammer. Douchebag, 22is Shirley's boyfriend and, uses Shirley for doggy day care and a place to sleep. He is also the owner of Douchedog. {Sadly, he is back.} Doris ::Shirley's friend, early 20's, kinda ditzy, sweet girl Rat dog aka Douchedog is Douchebag's dog. He whines, is hyper and downright annoying. {And so is the dog.} Ranch Wrangler: Duh, that's me.
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I would like to make a reservation. Please ensure that I am seated at a table with the best view. Thanks.
What do you mean you take reservations?!
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