Merry Christmas, Tink

That right there is pure magic. "Faith, trust and pixie dust." I don't even know what to say.



Yes, that is pixie dust. She is obsessed. And decorating the tree is like a week long ordeal. She only seems to hang a couple ornaments a day. Guess she doesn't want to accomplish too much in a day.

So, a mustang crashes into a bucket...

So a few night ago, I was in my room, watching The Golden Girls. Don't be jealous. Sophia and the gang are awesome. Anyways, Shirley is reving the engine of her awesome car and I hear a big crash. I have no idea what it is but it couldn't be serious since Shirley took off, (to Never Neverland probably.) So I go to check out the situation and find that Valentine's Day and Easter threw up over the garage on my car.

So I was left to ponder many things. Did she put her car in drive? How did she not hear that she crashed into a giant tub of crap? (Oh wait, she watches the TV super loud and with closed captioning. Okay that answers that.) Why didn't she pick it up? Who uses blue easter grass?

She is spectacular.

This seems rational

I don't know about you, but when I break up with a boyfriend (even if it's temporary, errr lame) that is when I decide to deck out my room in photos of us in happier times.



This above work of art has been on the floor of her room since I moved in. No better time than on a break to hang it up!

I think my days of being Douchebag-free are numbered.

P.S. How awesome is the blue wall??

Update: Shirley spent the night at DB's the other night. But they are friends. Riiiiiiight.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Dream on

Some of you may remember that Shirley seems to have an infatuation with the word "dream." And Christmastime is no exception! I give you the following. By the way, these are the only two ornaments on the tree at the moment.



More Christmas fun to follow!

Shirley is SAD

Shirley and DB are still on a break, which has been AWESOME. Things are a lot more tolerable around the Ranch when you don't have a Douchebag and Douchedog to deal with.

That being said, Shirley has been miserable. And she has taken to her MySpace to express her sadness.



I don't think DB misses her. Although I am sure he misses his free dog care. Booyah!

P.S. Please notice her "16" username. I think that explains a lot.

Happy Thanksgiving!

So is this a joke? She can't possibly think I am a great roommate right? I mean I know I am considerate and all, but with all the times I have had to talk to her about stuff, she can't really think I am great, right?

HA.

(Happy) Anniversary?

As you may remember, Shirley and Douchebag are "on a break." Of course, being on a break means you still celebrate your anniversary. Where do you take your love for three years of breaking up and infidelity? La Salsa! Duh.

Hahahahahahahahaha. Yeah I am bitch. But I'm awesome.

He'll be back

Douchebag and Shirley are on a "break." This is just one of many, but the first that I have been privy to. Hopefully it lasts forever, or at least for a couple of months. He kind of lucked out cause now he doesn't have to get her an anniversary gift, go to Thanksgiving festivities and he just might miss Christmas!