Dream on

Some of you may remember that Shirley seems to have an infatuation with the word "dream." And Christmastime is no exception! I give you the following. By the way, these are the only two ornaments on the tree at the moment.



More Christmas fun to follow!

Shirley is SAD

Shirley and DB are still on a break, which has been AWESOME. Things are a lot more tolerable around the Ranch when you don't have a Douchebag and Douchedog to deal with.

That being said, Shirley has been miserable. And she has taken to her MySpace to express her sadness.



I don't think DB misses her. Although I am sure he misses his free dog care. Booyah!

P.S. Please notice her "16" username. I think that explains a lot.

Happy Thanksgiving!

So is this a joke? She can't possibly think I am a great roommate right? I mean I know I am considerate and all, but with all the times I have had to talk to her about stuff, she can't really think I am great, right?

HA.

(Happy) Anniversary?

As you may remember, Shirley and Douchebag are "on a break." Of course, being on a break means you still celebrate your anniversary. Where do you take your love for three years of breaking up and infidelity? La Salsa! Duh.

Hahahahahahahahaha. Yeah I am bitch. But I'm awesome.

He'll be back

Douchebag and Shirley are on a "break." This is just one of many, but the first that I have been privy to. Hopefully it lasts forever, or at least for a couple of months. He kind of lucked out cause now he doesn't have to get her an anniversary gift, go to Thanksgiving festivities and he just might miss Christmas!

So...

Anyone need a saw? Sure it's a little rusty, but I am sure it gets the job done.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Hi. So this picture was taken this weekend. In case you didn't know, Thanksgiving hasn't even happened yet.

And these boxes are a taste of what is to come. It should be a festive holiday here at the Ranch!!

Shirley is on my laundry (shit) list

"If you could refrain from doing laundry @ 1am that would be great. My room shares a wall with the washer and dryer so it's loud and annoying. Thanks!"

{Sorry for the poor quality. Doris was in the next room and I could not use the flash}

Doris said she responded by saying, "Well, I guess I can't do laundry." Yes Shirley, I want you to never have clean clothes again! And that she does laundry late before. Well I snapped and couldn't take it anymore. Duh. She is just selfish and clueless.